THE RULES.....

The Female always makes The Rules
The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice!!

No Male can possibly know all The Rules
If The Female suspects The Male knows all The Rules
she must immediately change some or all The Rules

The Female is never wrong
If The Female is wrong,
It is due to misunderstanding which was the direct result of
something The Male said or did which was wrong...

The Male must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The Male is always wrong.

The Male may be right if he agrees with The Female
......unless she wants him to disagree

The Female may change her mind at any time.
The Male may never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female

The Female has any right to be angry or upset at any time.
The Male must remain calm @ all time unless The Female wants him to be angry or upset
The Female must under no circumstances let The Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

The Male is expected to mind read at all times!

The Female is ready when she is ready
The Male must be ready at all times..@nz